December 2011
When the power goes off and you’re: →
In school… On the internet
People who say ''New Year, New Me.''
I may be the slowest in PE class, but on the...
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friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
immadforher:
does anyone remember that one week in june when everyone was obsessed with nigel thornberry
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
Your crush needs Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation
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When you're about to receive a shot from the... →
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Every inch closer to you, you’re like:
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I dont know why this is so funny
Watchrubbertoebehe:
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mynamekyle:
Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do.
my kids: mommy daddy how did you guys meet?
husband: well kids i was playing a concert and she was in the front row and during a quiet part of the song she looked at me with tears in her eyes and screamed "I WANT TO TOUCH WHERE YOU PEE FROM" and in that moment i knew we were meant to be.
Everyone's bringing back PJO and Loagn's old jokes...
That moment when you see your...
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live-free-babygirl:
Don't get confused between my personality and my...
